We'll always have Florida.

Or not.

"Forget sharks; hookworms are lurking at the beach. Sharks will tear open your flesh. Jellyfish will double you over in pain. And now, another villain has joined the list of threats at the beach. Beware of hookworms lurking in the sand. A teenager from Memphis was attacked by hookworms after his friends buried him in the sand at Pompano Beach, his mother says." -- Florida Sun Sentinel