Rumpled but Right

“I just want to make clear that I send @SenSherrodBrown out of this house in dress shirts ironed with so much spray starch they stand on their own like tombstones on the carpet. Two hours later, reporters are calling him ‘rumpled.’" -- Connie Schultz, tweeting about on her husband’s attire.

Parenthetically, in a Democratic Party that had its priorities straight, Ohio Sen. Sherrod Brown would be at the top of the prospective POTUS list.

From the Nanny State desk:

An elderly scofflaw just moved a table and a chair from shadows of the cold coastal fog on Main Street to the bright warm sun around the corner on Hill, despite the Santa Monica Fun Police's strictures against such an action. The old reprobate is no doubt unaware that his transgression may cause the store owner to suffer a $1000 fine for public amenity abuse.