To whom it may concern

Dear nonprofits, interest groups and political parties:

Please stop sending hundreds of return-address labels with each of your fund-raising appeals. No one but you mails anything anymore. There are these new things called email and texting that people are using instead. Spending huge amounts to produce useless promotional items does not build trust in your fiscal judgement.

The shopping bags and windbreakers are very nice, though.

Thank you for you attention.