Analysis: Send in the Clowns

"China is a great big country that needs lots of stuff."

Stephen Colbert finds reasons for remaining in Afghanistan:

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And Jon Stewart is pretty sure now is the moment to finally achieve energy independence:

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Makes you think we should replace the clowns running things with professionals.